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All up for grabs

Turn the music on

Shake your booty

Entertain the masses.

Make more money than you know what to do with

Buy whatever you want

It’s all up for grabs

Others don’t matter

Your comfort comes first.

Baby’s born

Give her a name to stand out

She’ll be proud

Blast, you were not inventive enough

Someone’s already using that name.

No matter, you’re rich.

Trademark it baby, you’ve got to have it.

Sell products with your baby’s name

Everyone will want them, you’re a star.

So what if someone had a company before you had a baby

The answer is no. Sometimes you lose

Star, or not

Welcome back to earth baby!

Live life baby, live it on the Web

 

 

 

 

 

 

Want the latest news? Get them on the net. Gossip or real news, it’s all there.

Fancy a new bathroom, a new kitchen? Stuck for a recipe?

Perhaps you’re stuck yourself. Want a change of career?

Chances are, the answer is waiting for you on your screen.

 

Download your favourite book, look for a new read, a new song, or a film. It’s all up for grabs, just click the mouse and it’s yours.

Perhaps you have a problem concerning your children. Are they too bright, not bright enough, too unruly, rude?

Or are they ill? How do you tell? Should you be worried, you ask on a forum?

Perhaps, it’s your relationship that sucks. Husband not doing his part, not doing the dishes, not listening, pestering you for sex, not understanding your woes…

Ah you haven’t found love yet? Or you’re looking for a new one? a better one preferably.

It’s on line, love. Log on, the love of your life is waiting for you to connect. What are you waiting for?

Love at any age on Love.com

You see, you need never go out again. Fresh air is overrated. Live your life on the web.

Have I solved all your problems for now? 

Come back soon, I never sleep. I’m your friend, ready and waiting. Just start typing and I’ll even guess what you want. And if you’re on Facebook I will make suggestions for you. I know you better than anyone.

A little humour to start the day, inspired by an article I read, the booming trend of finding love on the Internet. Everyone’s at it, apparently. The over-50’s are gaining ground and even celebrities now take to the web to find love.

Even your favourite cause is on the web, come on, join in!

http://www.scoop.it/t/women-s-international-day

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